Monday, December 13, 2010

All I want for Christmas...

*sing to the tune of  "All I want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth"




Every body pauses and stares at me.
It's clear I've lost my mind as you can see.
I know just who to blame for the catastrophe,
but my one wish on Christmas Eve, it just to be out of this misery!

All I want for Christmas 
is a  Haz Mat Team
a Haz Mat Team
oh a Haz Mat Team!

Gee if I could only 
have a Haz Mat Team
to clean my house
from top to bottom.

It seems so since I could say
"Sure come over and play"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I would be
If we could only be healthy!

All I want for Christmas 
is a  Haz Mat Team
a Haz Mat Team
oh a Haz Mat Team!

Gee if I could only 
have a Haz Mat Team
to clean my house
from top to bottom.

{Photo Credit pennstatelive via Flickr Creative Commons}


Oh yes friends. My house is infected again. I think our record since the end of September is two weeks. This time the stomach flu. I spent the last week getting the 3year old healthy only to have the husband and son go down on Sunday.Really I don't know what's worse, Manflu2010 or ManGutFlu2010. I hope to be writing about something other than germs again soon. Please feel free to send emergency packs of chocolate desserts. 

5 comments:

Amber Page Writes said...

Oh good god. I am sooooo sorry. I hope the ManGutFlu is at least short lived. I'd rather have a sick toddler than a sick hub...

Hyacynth said...

Oh, I'm laughing out loud over here, but at the same time, I soooo sorry.
A few things that might help the healthy emerge in time for Christmas: chiro and congaplex, a whole food supplement that supports the immune system and works miracles in my house.
I can help get you the latter if you'd like.

Shell said...

Oh no!

I had two pukers yesterday- in the van. YUCK!

Send that hazmat team over here, please.

Kate at Big City Belly said...

Thanks for getting that song stuck in my head. :) Hope you all are feeling better soon.

Alita said...

Ugh! No way chica. That sounds so horribly miserable for all of you. Especially in the state your are in, too. I am sending chicken noodle soup vibes to you, stat.

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