Tuesday, May 17, 2011

He Said...

My husband is a funny, funny guy, it’s one of the reasons I love him. He is also sarcastic and dead pan in delivery, which makes him even funnier because people never know if he is telling the truth or not. 

While pregnant with my second child he totally seriously and dead pan told my mother we planned on naming the bay Umlaut Octothorpe, and she believed him. To the point that either my sister or dad (I cna’t remember) called and confirmed with me. 

When I quote him on Twitter he gets more retweets then I do. With comments like (in regards to Ke$sha) “is looking like Mic Jagger a good thing? Isn’t he a 70yr old former druggie?” and “do you know how to use the craigslist?”

For your entertainment today, some of his recent doozies*:

In regards to posting our baby announcement on Facebook right away:

Me: Well I have friends all over, some in Belgium who wanted to know right away. How else do you communicate with Belgium?

Hubs: I don’t know, waffles?

Me: ?

G: I assume they have some kind of waffle semaphore communication system.

Hubs: wow! Hope that all stayed in there, that was a daddy applied diaper

Me: well than it will be a daddy learned lesson

Hubs: it’snot my fault, she’s got like 18 legs and 20 hands!


Me: (in regards to a friend) Of course she breastfeed, she’s actually a lactivist

G: I thought she was Filipino?

Funny, when I change diapers they're just diapers. When my husband changes them they are always "The Worst! Diaper! EVER!"

Hubs: I keep wondering if he's going to break in half during some of these hip moves.  

I get it, the birds aren't angry, they make you angry!
I think the FDA needs to start regulating Bruno Mars, deadly and addictive.


Me: Gah! Blogger has been down all day

Hubs: So in 9 months will there be a bunch of blogger babies?

Me: Um, no, probably wordpress sites. 

*I hold no responsibility for monitors or keyboards soaked in coffee.


Corinne Cunningham said...

"Me: (in regards to a friend) Of course she breastfeed, she’s actually a lactivist

G: I thought she was Filipino?"

I seriously just spit out my tea :)

Desperate Housemommy said...

Mmmmm....Belgian waffles...

This Heavenly Life said...

Hah! Oh, these are hilarious :) You guys must have a lot of fun!

A Mommy in the City said...

These are too funny!